1. "Do you believe in lesbians?"

I give you the sisterhood of the traveling dumbasses.

Aka my flesh and blood.

Seesters.

    "Do you believe in lesbians?"

    I give you the sisterhood of the traveling dumbasses.

    Aka my flesh and blood.

    Seesters.

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  5. ackerman-relatable:

    novakian:

    ohai-mg:

    cuddleing:

    i lost it with the salad

    completely lost it at the gravy

    are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

    billy i thought we all agreed to never be creative again

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  6. ainacrs:

Everyday the same shit

    ainacrs:

    Everyday the same shit

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  7. ealuxe:

Perfect home | Source | Facebook | Pinterest

    ealuxe:

    Perfect home | Source | Facebook | Pinterest

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  8. helsar19:

Slaapkamer ontwerp door Karin Matz | Slaapkamer ideeën on We Heart It.

    helsar19:

    Slaapkamer ontwerp door Karin Matz | Slaapkamer ideeën on We Heart It.

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  9. jenniferrpovey:

ultrafacts:

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50 species of lizard and one species of snake reproduce through parthenogenesis (that’s the fancy word for producing offspring as a female without having sex).
Except.
Whiptails are stimulation ovulators. That is to say, they can’t ovulate without having sex.
So not only do they are give birth through immaculate conception, they’re ALL LESBIANS.
There are two kinds of parthenogenesis seen in reptiles. That used by whiptails and the other all female species is true cloning - the egg contains the female’s full genetic material).
Other species including komodo dragons use another form of parthenogenesis where they actually fertilize themselves, with a haploid polar body used instead of a sperm. Because of the way reptile sex chromosomes work, this form of parthenogenesis can produce males as well as females - however, the females produced have weird sex chromosomes and can only lay other females. It’s used as a backup reproductive strategy if they can’t find a mate. This works because in reptiles, unlike mammals, its the males that have two sex chromosomes the same (ZZ) and the females different (ZW). Females produced by parthenogenesis are WW - and that’s what happened to the whiptails. They lost the Z chromosome and now are all WWs.
IOW?
Reptiles are fascinating.

    jenniferrpovey:

    ultrafacts:

    Source Want more facts?, follow the Ultrafacts Blog

    50 species of lizard and one species of snake reproduce through parthenogenesis (that’s the fancy word for producing offspring as a female without having sex).

    Except.

    Whiptails are stimulation ovulators. That is to say, they can’t ovulate without having sex.

    So not only do they are give birth through immaculate conception, they’re ALL LESBIANS.

    There are two kinds of parthenogenesis seen in reptiles. That used by whiptails and the other all female species is true cloning - the egg contains the female’s full genetic material).

    Other species including komodo dragons use another form of parthenogenesis where they actually fertilize themselves, with a haploid polar body used instead of a sperm. Because of the way reptile sex chromosomes work, this form of parthenogenesis can produce males as well as females - however, the females produced have weird sex chromosomes and can only lay other females. It’s used as a backup reproductive strategy if they can’t find a mate. This works because in reptiles, unlike mammals, its the males that have two sex chromosomes the same (ZZ) and the females different (ZW). Females produced by parthenogenesis are WW - and that’s what happened to the whiptails. They lost the Z chromosome and now are all WWs.

    IOW?

    Reptiles are fascinating.

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  10. screechlikeaweasel:

    yunsp:

    nowacking:

    1kidsentertainment:

    abberdabbers25:

    chicken-soup-for-the-sollux:

    penguinfrost:

    princesscorndog:

    the soothing sound of 14 pitched down crying babies

    image

    I’M LAUGHING SO fUCKING HARD

    WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN

    OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

    What in the fuckery

    HOLY SHIT nowacking

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, WHY.

    looselipsinkkships
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  11. screechlikeaweasel:

    thisissoulpunxx:

    gunsmokeblxck:

    westfart:

    who we should all aspire to be: jason butler

    Jason is one of the most adorable human beings to exist

    This is my favorite thing because I’m glad I’m not alone on he drinking thing.

    why is this carlos

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  13. assbutt-in-the-garrison:

    bloodwort:

    frusturbation:

    janefondle:

    xpsycho:

    eatimitationcrab:

    setbabiesonfire:

    Sgt. Thomas McVicar of the Jersey City Police Department shot 22 year old Kwadir Felton, leaving him blind, after Kwadir pulled a gun on him, he claims. Kwadir Felton denied the accusation, stating that he doesn’t even carry guns.

    "I don’t understand!" Felton yelled at a police officer before his mother was removed from the courtroom. "You didn’t have to shoot me in the head for no reason! You trying to charge me with something I didn’t do!"

    Sign the Change.org petition and get this story out there.

    SIGN THE PETITION. Still at least 1,000 signatures needed. SIGNAL BOOST THIS or i will judge you.

    This post has 140k notes, yet the change.org petition only has 44k. Sign the damn petition! 

    This broke my fucking heart.

    hey this needs about 16k more signatures

    SIGNAL BOOST

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